sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

Sparkling Sleeping Beauty

Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.

*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.

Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.

Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.

by J. the Jokster October 23, 2009

spanking a pizza

when a person is so desperet for some sex that they will have sex( hook up, spank ect) with the school zit face loser

omg i heard u spanked the pizza last night

by ccdiva February 2, 2004

Sharkin'

1.When you are so high and you're weaving in out of time, then you snap out of it wonder what happened. then repeat.

2.When some dude gives you ganja concentrated treats and you "don't know how to act."

3.Being way too high basically....

Dude bro.... This ganja icing is so good. I've been sharkin' for hours duuuude. I'm about to go shark, cha!

by flapjackbilly February 6, 2012

sporking

spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

by I'm not yours May 14, 2015

sporking

the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork

~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP

by mtc28 May 3, 2004

Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007