soggy tosser 

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

soggy tosser by HARDNORMALDADDY November 3, 2015

Soggy Wally 

The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal

Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Wally

Soggy Wally by ExAmboHugeThighs December 6, 2015

soggy grilled cheese 

When you cum between two slices of cheese and put that cheese between two slices of bread and make grilled cheese.

Joey made me a soggy grilled cheese for dinner last night. It was the best. I can still taste it in my mouth.

soggy grilled cheese by I have an english paper to do March 6, 2016

soggy controller 

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.

I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!

soggy controller by Shy Meme August 7, 2016

soggy crouton 

The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"

I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.

soggy crouton by FittyTucker July 12, 2016

Soggy Breeze-Block 

When a womans vagina is so cold and damn that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

Soggy Breeze-Block by Broseidon August 11, 2016

soggy dark

Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.

Hey.. You wanna try Soggy Dark?

soggy dark by DarkieBoy January 5, 2017