Junk Socks

As made famous in MTV's reality show Rob and Big by co-star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Junk Socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend's feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one's manhood.

It was cold back stage at the strip club as Big Black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as "Black Lavender". With nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, Black complains about the size of his goods.

Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."

Rob: "Stuff it."

Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.

Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."

Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."

by T-Cell October 29, 2009

spunk sock

A sock in which a man uses to wipe up his jizz with.

My spunk sock is in use

by Bob June 20, 2003

Socks Off

Its a term refering to sexuality. For a example; if a person had no socks on it would be gay but if the person had socks on the person is straight.

The person has Socks Off, meaning hes gay.

by Bearman101666 August 02, 2018

dookie sock

When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.

In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.

by Almighty_AL March 30, 2004

crunchy sock

Men always need a quick place to wipe up their jizz, a sock is the quickest resort.

my mom washed my crunchy sock.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.

by Crunchysox March 15, 2017

sock taco

The act of inserting a cock covered with a sock into a wet, moist pussy, then letting the sock soak up the wet. Slapping the sock up against a wall to see if it sticks is optional but recommended.

I didn’t have a condom so I figured a sock would work, pull off an old sock taco. And yes it did stick on the wall.

by Demondogg June 13, 2012

body sock

A tight-fitting garment designed to accentuate the curves of the female physique. Hopefully its use remains limited to women with suitable body-types. By definition it should be too big for your foot and in most instances, too small for your mother to wear. However, the first person to ever be commended for wearing a "body sock" was the exception to this last rule.

Is that our cocktail waitress over there, wearing the green body sock?

by cowtownseven March 19, 2010