Smoking Rig

Generally a woman who's physical attributes summate to a 9+ out of 10 rating immediately causing head turn and stare down, loss of speech, and death stare from gf.

"Hey how about that weat...............Hey check out that bird she has a Smoking Rig"

by Dj Crumble December 19, 2011

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

smoking mom

a mother who has a stressful job and she needs to kick back and smoke a ciggerate or two,

smoking mom goes out for a smoke break after 2 hours of changing diapers, feeding kids, cleaning up puke, hardly no sleep and 3 hours of screaming babys all under the age of 4 yrs old

by mom goes out for a smoke break November 1, 2008

Smoking that ___ pack

East coast slang to basically say that a personality trait or decision someone shows is a choice. For example, a snitch be smoking that snitch pack. It usually refers to when someone goes out of their way to do something as well, just as a smoker goes out and purchase cigs, and then has to light up, they have to go out of their way to do it.

Smoking that ___ pack
P1: bro Henry narc’d on us
P2: Henry be Smokin that Opp pack
P1: He an Opp pack smoker

by Chis Vaseline September 8, 2022

Smoking Pistol

The act of taking a drag off a ciarette, holding the smoke, then shotgunning a beer then exhaling the smoke afterwards.

Drunken voice mail message: Dude I just invented the craziest thing you like you know smoking yeah so yeah you take a drag then you shotgun yeah then after you blow out the smoke I call it the smoking pistol.

Next message: yeah so im kinda mad cause right after i invented it i went on the internet and apparently its already been invented as the "smoking gun" but I dont care I'm still putting it on urbandictionary.com as my own.

Last message: welp its on urbandictionary.com now and im the first smoking gun is now mine i mean smoking pistol oh son of a bi..

by shouldiusemyrealname? October 13, 2007

Smoking dick

Being a weird person or doing weird things

Why are you smoking dick bro

by Robbinyomomma2 November 1, 2019

smoking spots

the act of smoking small 'spots' of hooch by holding a funnel of some sort over a spot of bud and squashing it with 2 red hot knives. usually heated up on an electric stove top.
generally gives you a more intense high and uses less.

lets start smoking spots, we are running low on weed.

by some kid from town March 9, 2009