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small penis car

Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.

These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).
(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)

Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.

Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.
by Yeeaaaaah June 6, 2005
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small dick energy

the opposite of big dick energy for those who are unworthy
my friend berry has small dick energy! tragic.
by stevneyeun July 21, 2018
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small town lesbian

A small town lesbian is a phrase used to describe a girl who comes from a mainly rural area who, though a nice girl, is clearly the elephant in the room. She comes from a mainly all white town with high morals so when you see her walking down the street with her short haircut and her man pants and man shirts and larger than normal muscles, the town's people don't mention it but they are all thinking how she is an outcast in their small town.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
Look at her with her ankle long skirts and man boots, she looks like a small town lesbian.

I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
by safoamerica March 9, 2011
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Small Town Girl

An ugly fat chick who drives a pickup truck and listens to shitty country music. Most small town girls start having babies before they are finished high school, and they are often grandmothers when they are in their thirties.

Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.
You better run off to the big city and go to University, boy. You don't wanna end up married to some small town girl that you knocked up in grade 8.
by Just Passin' Through November 26, 2009
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Small Junk

Used to describe a male with small genitalia; often associated with driving large 4x4 trucks in city areas to make up for lack manhood. Pussy or scared little man.
"That guy has small junk, driving that truck" or "You have small junk not being able to stand-up for yourself"
by Dave Smithy April 5, 2010
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small cocked roach

loaded, sexually confused man with prepubescent genitalia. known to enjoy tranny porn, high heels, and popcorn. known to masturbate frequently on stranger's couches. favorite line is "but i'm straight" usually following a really bad gay i mean jay story.
I woke up to a small cocked Roach walking through my house last night!
by trannypornlover December 29, 2010
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Small Text

Text Message Conversation:
A: "Sup?"
B: "Not much"
A: "Cool"
B: "...is there a point to this conversation?"
A: "Nope, just making small text."
by KBrass June 5, 2013
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