Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit

by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010

pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

Sleeping Beauty

- When you lean on your arm until you have a dead arm then masterbate so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

- A term used on the inbetweeners to describe the same thing.

- I got bored of wanking myself off so i just do a sleeping beauty it feels better.

- Quote from the inbetweeners, 'my brother made it up!'

by Josiphh April 16, 2009

sleep whore

A person who sleeps way too much, or sleeps in too late.
(i.e.: 3 P.M.)

Hey, John. How are you?
What the f*** man? You woke me up!
Honestly, John, you're such a sleep whore. It's 3 P.M.!

by Miss Barky Von Schnauser March 12, 2009

sleep terrorist

someone who finds an immense amount of enjoyment by waking you up from a really deep sleep.

Chad- "God, Rachel sucks!"
Mike-"Why what'd she do this time?"
Chad- "I was sleeping like a log and she woke me up for no reason!"
Mike- "What a sleep terrorist..."

by mel4 November 27, 2009

Sleeping Beauty

The sleeping beauty is where you and your partner fall asleep with the males dick inside the female’s vagina

Hey Christian, Susie and I did the sleeping beauty last night!

by Auditair June 6, 2021

Sleep Tourette's

When a person is sleeping and they randomly say/yell profanities in their sleep.

Rose: "Dude, last night Chris had horrible sleep tourette's. He was laying there perfectly fine then just yelled "FUCK" for no reason and continued sleeping like it was no big deal."

by Clarson123 July 12, 2009