Skunk daddy

Smelly guy with a large sum of money.

Nellie dated this skunk daddy but then she got a job.

by Emmettt July 3, 2017

skunking a motherfucker

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.

I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.

by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018

skunk hole

An uncleaned vagina. Tends to give off a smell of a freshly ran over wood pussy.

I wouldn't go near that skunk hole with your dick.

by pocket dropping May 9, 2016

time skunk

A person who wastes your time

Have you seen a time skunk lately?

by Sexydimma October 8, 2020

Skunk Ape

They have been known to wander desperately in need for affection from swamp rats. Due to the season when mating calls, Skunk Apes tend to follow their gut instincts by releasing the powerful odor to attract females. If you are seen when the Skunk Ape is releasing it's odors it might mistaken you for a mate. To defend yourself, you must place acorns in your nostrils to distract the beast, lay down in the fetal position, and think of Disney World. The Skunk Ape will proceed without showing interest to your mental breakdown.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.

This article about the Skunk Ape written by yours truly,
Dr. Cunt Hair III

by erkawot March 22, 2009

skunk's ass

The description of the odor given off by dank weed.

After Lindsey smoked weed in her car, she smelled like a skunk's ass.

by jeffstylist January 12, 2011

shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

by vaeyet October 28, 2013