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Skunk-nug

A nugget size turd that has the powerful pungent stank of skunk funk.
Mike drank eight heinekens last night and just dropped a skunk-nug in toilet. Tell him to double flush.
by jenjenarino April 20, 2009
mugGet the Skunk-nugmug.

skunking a motherfucker

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.
I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.
by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018
mugGet the skunking a motherfuckermug.

Strawberry Skunk

An amazing sweet smelling strand of weed originating in Fenton, Michigan! The greenest of greens with long orange hairs and the best smell ever. Enough said.
"Ay man whatcha lookin' for?"
"Gimme some of that Strawberry Skunk!"
by reppin' the hometown! May 6, 2010
mugGet the Strawberry Skunkmug.

time skunk

A person who wastes your time
Have you seen a time skunk lately?
by Sexydimma October 8, 2020
mugGet the time skunkmug.

Skunk Ape

They have been known to wander desperately in need for affection from swamp rats. Due to the season when mating calls, Skunk Apes tend to follow their gut instincts by releasing the powerful odor to attract females. If you are seen when the Skunk Ape is releasing it's odors it might mistaken you for a mate. To defend yourself, you must place acorns in your nostrils to distract the beast, lay down in the fetal position, and think of Disney World. The Skunk Ape will proceed without showing interest to your mental breakdown.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.
This article about the Skunk Ape written by yours truly,
Dr. Cunt Hair III
by erkawot March 22, 2009
mugGet the Skunk Apemug.

Skunk Treatment

smoking weed, getting blazed up, burn a roach, etc...
yo Dawg i beat you in hoops and i was on the skunk treatment
by Fade August 29, 2004
mugGet the Skunk Treatmentmug.

shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.
Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.
by vaeyet October 28, 2013
mugGet the shaved skunkmug.

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