teeth spork

teeth spork

teeth spork

by teeth spork December 24, 2022

Metal Spork

Impossible.

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do

by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023

Blorkus-Shmorkus

Literally just head, for a guy though.

“I want blorkus-shmorkus” or “Went back to my place, and she gave me blorkus-schmorkus!!!”

by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025

Blorkus-Shmorkus

Head but it’s only used when referring to a guys dingaling

“I want blorkus-Shmorkus” or “Woah, she gave me blorkus-smorkus!!”

by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.

Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.

by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024