Shifties

A game played by two or more players that involves throwing a water bottle or other irregularly shaped object to the other players. If a player makes a bad pass, fails to catch the bottle, or does not throw it quickly, he is out. A player must throw the bottle in the same manner in which they catch it. The player may throw it to another player by repeating the motion or continuing it in a fluid manner. When the game narrows down to two players, they play the best out of three wins. Additionally, a player can never be out on the first throw of any round. Players may not laser it to other players or throw with excessive force. This "ok" speed should be slightly faster than a quick underhand toss. If a player catches the bottle with one hand, they must throw it with one hand, and the same goes for two hands. Players must go for bottles passed close to them or within "playable distance."

Lets play some SHIFTIES!!!

by Jmal Soivachavich November 5, 2009

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SHITDICK

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.

THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??

by FELONY211 March 8, 2010

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I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

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A person who has shit on his/her face or a giant douche.

Fucking Frank, I hate Frank. He is such a shitface.

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Just another word for that inbred retarded niggerfuck OBAMA.

You see that? Aint that the shitface nigger fuck that was leading our country down the fucking drain?

Sure was, I really hope somebody shoots that fucking shitface niggerfuck in the head. The shitface inbred retarded niggerfuck deserves to be 5 feet underground.

by OBAMA=INBREDNIGGERFUCK4FATCA September 13, 2022

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