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Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
by HugaN February 14, 2012
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Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.
Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.
by Maars August 6, 2011
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Shirt Taters

A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.
"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."

"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."

"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"
by BoatCrew September 24, 2011
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shirt pants

Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".
Oh you don't like my outfit? What you got on shirt pants? Hmm, a shirt and pants? How creative.
by Itmeizzie July 20, 2022
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On a shirt bro.

"On a shirt" or "put that on a shirt" or "THAT ON A SHIRT".
These phrases mean that the shit goes hard.
They also mean that its true, or clever.
So clever, cool, or true that you would indeed put it on a shirt and wear it.
This term was made by me and i live in florida so you can call it florida slang my fellow jits lmao.
"Bro what should our clan name be on Call of duty?"
"Uhh... OH! name it, *insert cool name*"
"Dude thats sounds cool AF if it was On a shirt bro."

I came up with this cause i wanted to come up with a cool name for sumn and i was like that would look cool on a shirt too.
by Hommesdepalourdes June 28, 2021
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Dragon Shirt

A person that wears a Shirt with a Dragon on it!
A person that wears a shirt with a dragon on it and is in a group with all other people that wear a shirt with a dragon on it. There for they are Referred to as Dragon shirts.
by Shawna Patterson May 12, 2006
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T-shirt

T-shirt: also know to women as a "catcher". This is a shirt often used by women after intercourse with their man at bedtime. The T-shirt is placed between the legs (usually from bikini line to butt crack). It works well and is better than sitting on the toilet "dripping" for 20 minutes after a long day.
"Baby, hand me your T-shirt and get me an after sex smoke."

opposite: Nanny's Wipes
by whitetshirtclub February 4, 2010
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