A revolutionary new technology for keeping your
yard clear of doggie bombs. Created by the innovative Holmay Brothers (Dan,
Nick and
Eric Holmay), the ‘ShiBoomba!’ (Patent pending) uses cutting
edge machine learning algorithms to travel in a grid pattern and create a digital geo fenced representation.
Using a combination of LiDAR,
IVA and olfactory sensors it detects doggie bombs and then remove them violently. By scooping up the aforementioned fecal matter with a hydraulic arm (weight tested for up to 25lbs).
Moving the arm in a rapid upwards motion it flings the feces into a garbage
truck like compaction device violently and then exclaiming audibly “ShiBOOMBA!”- before continuing on its grid map until it encounters the next dung pile.
My new ShiBOOMBA*is great at keeping the
yard clean! *(TM, copyright, patent pending)
That
guy really *ShiBOOMBA’d the shit out of that!
I’d *ShiBOOMBA! her any day.