3 sheets to the wind

Drunk

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind

by November 24, 2021

Empty Sheet Of Paper

Owner of the GameFAQs Samurai Jack message board

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Unda da sheets

having sex with your mum in your bed

Unda da sheets... Unda da sheets... me and your muda makin your broda... under da sheets

by uderthesheetswithyourmum August 03, 2022

Biting your sheets

This term is mostly used when you are thinking of someone while masturbating or having really good rough sex mainly in down ward doggy position.

Him: Why are you biting your sheets you said you liked it rough?
Her: Not that rough though I'm practically chewing holes.

by wink_wonk June 04, 2019

Overshot your sheets

Hooking up with someone more attractive than you. Dating someone higher class than you.

If you’re an average guy hooking up with a supermodel you really overshot your sheets.

by Harveyorles May 07, 2019

One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

by Infinia December 11, 2015

Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

by swodaemyasdnil April 03, 2011