a scary chicken is a sex act often performed at parties in which the man paints their penis and testicles different colors, and teabags a woman on her face. for halloween, typical colors include black for the testicles and orange for the penis; for christmas, the goal is to emulate the look of mistletoe, with green testicles and a red painted penis.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave her a scary chicken last night. I got paint all over her face. It was hilarious.
Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.
1). : He read a book underneath a shady tree
2). : I walked down the ally, yet I turned away once I saw a shady man
3). : Yo Man, Shay's the G.O.A.T.
3). : The establishment seemed a bit shady, so I was hesitant to accept.
a totally tubular, gnarly, incredible girl. she's so awesome, its impossibly not to fall head-over-heels in love with her. saryta is sooooooo sexy, all the guys drool like dogs when they see her- woof.