Ben Shapiro

Masculine noun / plural : fagsters

A weak manlet that gets destroyed by traps

A typical shapiresk discussion :

Random trap : "You cut that out now, or you'll go home in an ambulance"
A typical Ben Shapiro : "That seems mildly inappropriate for political discussion"

by Dick choppa July 27, 2017

Sharpie

Is the hottest guy on campus, with a tight booty.

alicia: Yo, did you see that Sharpie in your calc class?
Mikey:How could you miss him? I want to butter his biscuit asap.

by sasquashing hoe November 29, 2006

Sharfing

Eating another humans shit.

After a long night of sex, the 2 couples began sharfing.

by Chitown August 30, 2008

Pulling a Shapiro

Stating inconvenient facts and statistics to an opposition that believes such things should be banned from speech or text due to the nature with which they damage the premise of said opposition-

Craig-"Cuba's healthcare system is far Superior to that in America because it's socialized and therefore free and available to EVERYONE!"

John-"actually in Cuba the terminally ill are left uncared for because it's an empty investment economically speaking to sink money into someone who will likely die when you could be treating several others with milder conditions who will go back to work and fund the system with the exact same amount of money or possibly less. Socialized healthcare historically leads to shady ethics in the moral compass of the medical elites."

Everyone else-"Yoooo! John is here pulling a Shapiro!!!"

by EffwMe September 27, 2020

Shariced

The act of spilling on oneself

I was drinking my epic bulking smoothie packed with lots of drugs and other cool shit when I tripped and shariced . Now I have to change my clothes. I tend to sharice myself at least once a week, which is why I always have a spare outfit in my workspace.

by rjmcc01 March 24, 2017

Sharpie

loner,idiot,and one who is afraid to take risk. A true slag. Named for Matthew Sharp of Texas

Holy Shit your such a sharpie

by Michael Corleone February 25, 2005

sharpieize

what cuul people do to each other.

I will sharpieize sara's arm tomorrow.

by Sara Sharpie September 20, 2008