schmortz

LAZY! One who watches and pretends to work while others actually work. One who does more complaining then working. Jabberjaw who never shuts up.

I cant stand working with such a schmortz!

by Sal the Supervisor January 9, 2008

Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

schmong

Placeholder word that has no concrete denotative meaning, but a mildly negative connotative meaning. Typically used to describe or brand low-quality products or associates. Coined in Tempe, Arizona in 1993.

I can't stand that effing SchmongTech computer!
Ugh. That guy's a total schmong.

by B.J. Black August 11, 2006

schmock and a pancake

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

by dublevision February 21, 2004

Schmoo

a fat lazy cat or something or someone that doesnt move at all.

a fat cat

by Samatha November 16, 2003

schmovement

Something they can't handle.

The guy at the tournament nearly wet his pants when he saw my schmovement.

by DreamyTwice:) March 11, 2021

schmookos

Very little in relation to what was expected or needed.

"I really need to pay back debts, but I worked very few hours this month so I'm going to be paid schmookos."

"You ate so much! There's schmookos left for me!"

by Hamish Lindsell-Stewart March 19, 2008