Satan's Call

When you're being given head and once you ejaculate, she pulls away with her mouth full of seed and makes a goat noise.

-E&A

Bob: Oh shit... I'm boutta do a big fat nut.
*she pulls away*
Her: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Her: haha Satan's Call *finger guns*

Second Example:
Samantha: Oh shit... I'm boutta cum!
Bob: Alright, watch this babe.
*pulls away menacingly as she's orgasming*
Bob: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by BaguetteSenpai November 17, 2019

Stinky Satan

When your fart has such a deep pitch and is so loud that it sounds like a demon escaped your asshole

Guy One: BRUUUUUUUGHRFF
Guy Two: Wtf was that?!
Guy One: Sorry man, I think I just let out a stinky satan

by MeatGrease June 12, 2021

Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011

LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.

Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.

by transmasc witch June 14, 2022

Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

Satan Sauce

Synonym for semen

Matt: hey bro, why are your hands so sticky?
Alex: Oh, I just shot a big load of Satan Sauce.
Matt: Thanks

by ianlikesbigballs June 7, 2018

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014