Satan Face

Satan Face is a force much like troll face.

Unlike troll face Satan face makes you kill your self not make you mad. Satan face must always have a capital S to show the severity of the matter.

"Uwe Boll has pissed me off for the last time with another shitty video game movie!"- Bill

"I'M GONNA MURDA HIS FAMILY!"- Tom

"Bro u need to get off that Satan Face shit u gonna get sent to prison."- James

by XxBlack ReaperX December 8, 2011

Satan's Taxi

When you get in your car in the summer and its scorching hot as if Satan himself was sitting in the front seat.

Should we take your car? Nah, my A/C is broke so it's gonna be like Satan's taxi.

by TheIronTooth May 6, 2016

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.

Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.

by transmasc witch June 14, 2022

Satan Hellspawn

Something so deprived it belongs in a dumpster fire.

2020 has been a satan hellspawn dumpster fire of a year. Good riddance.

by zamicol December 21, 2020

Satan Sauce

Synonym for semen

Matt: hey bro, why are your hands so sticky?
Alex: Oh, I just shot a big load of Satan Sauce.
Matt: Thanks

by ianlikesbigballs June 7, 2018