salmon face

a girl who uses so much make up that she looks like a salmon

"girl with too much make up walks past"

girl: FUCKKKKK check out that salmon face"

by fsdkkak July 20, 2010

Salmon Danglers

The flappy parts of ones va-jay-jay, which for some can hang extremely low. The first word 'salmon' is representative of the fishy sensation one smells/tastes.

Zara & Abby - "GET YA SALMON DANGLERS OUT!"
Random stranger - I can't my minky smells too much.

Abby/Zara - "Ju Slut, is that a dangler I can see peeping through your panties? Sort it out"

Julia - "I can't help it, they hang so low"

by abbyzarabeardesclam June 17, 2011

Salmon pudding

When you go fuck a girl ass pull out see you got shitty dick and decide to put yo shitty dick in her pussy

Just picture salmon pudding happening to you bitch

by Oool' Dirty Bastard March 25, 2017

Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

salym

Is trustworthy and always there for you even when they are in a bad place. They are always there to listen and support you in what you do. Yet keeps themselves busy but can let go and have a good time. Salym is a handsome man with great knowledge and intelligence (in things he's interested in). They have a kind heart but will still put up a fight for what they believe in, and get in trouble for it. They are always helping whenever they can especially with animals.

Salym is my friend but we can never find a definition for his name the way it is spelt so I made one.

by Mysterious writter December 3, 2020

salamon

Salamon is THE best and most greatest last name of all time. When you see someone with the last name “Salamon” keeps them in your life forever because they are the most pure, perfect person ever!!! Also, salamon is the best variation of this last name. If you see any other spelling run because “sala” is the best way to do it.

Hey how do you spell your last name?
Salamon
Omg you’re perfect!!!

by applezandorangez November 24, 2021

Grilling Salmon

The process of putting your vagina too close to a camp fire

We were all sitting by the fire when all of a sudden we smelt something nasty, turns out Dee was grilling salmon

by NAN126 June 7, 2015