Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

BRIM ROYAL

A battle royal made people

Wanna play brim royal?

by Notimetoparty May 1, 2022

Royal Entry

When a man’s foreskin is cut in the shape of a crown, and swiftly inserts his penis into another man’s anal sphincter.

“Bro my ass hurts so much!”
“Wait, why?”

“My boyfriend did the Royal Entry on me last night.”

by BiggyZ December 21, 2021

Royal-fag

A dickhead who hangs out at Royal Comedy Theatre.

Person 1: Hey, man, I want coke but no one is picking up.

Person 2: I guess we'll have to go try to score at Royal, and put up with the Royal-fags.

Person 1: That place is even worse than Comedy Bar now. Royal-fags are so annoying.

by Mr.steelrod January 29, 2023

ann royal

A sweet brown haired girl who's hilarious and everybody loves

Hey who's that girl?
It's ann royal!

I wish I was friends with her!

by Candy land yay! November 2, 2013

Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

by tophatfox June 16, 2017

A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 18, 2018