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randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness
by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008
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what the random

expression of exasperation or confusion, such as "what the fuck", "what the hell," etc. should be used exclusively when one hears or encounters something particularly strange, non-sensical, and random.
Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.

Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?
by bokonon June 12, 2005
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'Random-Nigga' Status

The state of being, usually associated with romantic interests, when there is no emotional investment in said interest, therefore no substantial consequences.
Me: Wow, I think Emily is really upset with me for hooking up with another girl
Friend: Don't you think you owe her an apology?
Me: Fuck no, Im on that 'Random-Nigga' Status, i dont owe her shit
by blandz16 September 10, 2009
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Random

A term used to define a new person. The new term for noob, generally used by online gamers and in gaming forums. On D2jsp.com, a random is a person thats new and only +1's topics for posts. This also can define users that are not liked by other more popular users, TheElite, JUVAHOLICS woof woof , and Spdwar can be randoms on Pvp east.
Lajo is such a random for locking all those threads
by GhostNYC February 12, 2008
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</randomness>

</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.
leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....
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Random Chick

*As defined by Antonio Morales* ran-duhm - chik Abbreviation; RC. Random Chick - a female easily persuaded or easily manipulated or easily influenced or easily convinced, to engage in sexual activity. i.e one night stand. (An RC's name is unimportant and unnecessary.)
So I was banging this RC (Random Chick) last night right...

facebook.com/Randomchickchronicles
by Mr. Big Deal March 8, 2011
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The act of being naked; most commonly associated with sleeping in the nude. (Adjective)
Cindy enjoys sleeping random on occasion.
by AJD1011 May 25, 2008
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