Ralph

Tall, sexy darskin attractive black man who all the ladies attracts every where he goes.

They say he's the inventor of rizz itself and teaches young males how to rizz up for free.
he plays basketball and is good at it. Any girl Ralph likes he pulls.
Ralph is truly him

I just Ralphed up this new girl, I can Ralph up any girl i want to

by G-pop November 22, 2023

Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black

“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”

by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023

ralpheo

(early 2010s-present, adj.) Used to describe somebody who, usually in a hyper state of mind induced by external excitement or a sugar high, starts doing too much and acting like a "kool kid" reminiscent of the trope of the precocious middle school-aged boy in mid-2000s Disney Channel movies.

Dude, when our badass cousin Jake came over yesterday, Dylan started acting totally ralpheo. When Jake was looking, he tried to do a kickflip on his skateboard while eating Cheetos and watching Nickelodeon at the same time - I guess to impress him or something.

If you find yourself vibing a little too hard with Zack from The Suite Life, you're probably ralpheo.

by Ariadosaclytis June 2, 2024

ralphhakim

The illusion of liking girls, but secretly fantasizing of touching boys

Man, i thought he's handsome but he's ralphhakim

by raphael limm February 29, 2024

Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.

Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.

by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024

Ralphie poo

Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.

Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies

by Ralph's Don Don Jonnie December 8, 2024

Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.

Ralph is evil.

by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025