Prison Pounding

The act of anal rape while incarcerated.

"Big Jim told me he's gonna give me a Prison Pounding on Tuesday. Way I see it, it's solitary or anal prolapse now"
"Jimmy, oh he definitely got a Prison Pounding from his cellie Cheeseburger"

by Dr. Robert Graves September 30, 2018

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prison butter

It is when prisoners jizz in a cup and use it for lube

Tyrone got 2 more years cause they found a gallon of prison butter

by Joedahoe December 26, 2017

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Prison Gold

Cigarettes. Cigarettes are generally the currency in prison, making it valuable just like gold.

Inmate 1: Hey do you have any cards? I'm looking for something to do.
Inmate 2: Yeah, I've got some but it'll cost you some prison gold.

by Konbadboi July 27, 2016

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Cum Prison

When somone cums on you and your waiting for them to clean it up. Your in cum prison

He had me in Cum prison as he sat on the toilet for a whole 10 minutes

by duniper July 30, 2021

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Prison Barber

On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.

So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.

Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.

by Bubba the Gimp April 05, 2022

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