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prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
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British Prison

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison
by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020
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Arse Prison

A chair that is painfully uncomfortable to sit on.
I wouldn't sit on that green chair, that's arse prison!
by SnakeCambridge March 30, 2015
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Prisoner Pickle

1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.

2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.
by William Teach February 10, 2020
mugGet the Prisoner Picklemug.

Prison Gold

Cigarettes. Cigarettes are generally the currency in prison, making it valuable just like gold.
Inmate 1: Hey do you have any cards? I'm looking for something to do.
Inmate 2: Yeah, I've got some but it'll cost you some prison gold.
by Konbadboi July 26, 2016
mugGet the Prison Goldmug.

prison stew

When you take a big dump and don't flush it.
Dude, I had my buddies over for the weekend and one of them left a hearty batch of prison stew in my toilet.
by Gusbus89 January 30, 2016
mugGet the prison stewmug.

prison pushbroom

A Ned Flanders type moustache worn by inmates in male correctional facilities that are willing to perform oral sex.
That is one fancy prison pushbroom...
by SuperSiren February 3, 2014
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