Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”
by Pardig September 6, 2021
Get the Prison Dumpmug. by Lovepanda79 December 12, 2021
Get the Prison Colonoscopymug. Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.
by JimHobbs August 13, 2016
Get the Rubber Prisonmug. When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
Get the prison yankmug. 1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.
2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.
by William Teach February 10, 2020
Get the Prisoner Picklemug. When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)
Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison
by Scythian_Albanian August 6, 2020
Get the Genetic Prisonmug. The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.
by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017
Get the prison golfmug.