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prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
mugGet the prison yankmug.

Prison Dom

absolute chick magnet who wheels all the rachet carroll bitches. His beautiful jawline is pristine. His head is shaved to perfection
Dom: you see that kid talking to 4 girls
Jack: it’s gotta be prison dom
by BoschMaster22 December 8, 2021
mugGet the Prison Dommug.

Prison Macaroni

The act of an Italian man fucking you in the ass while in prison.
In jail, my main form of lunch was Prison Macaroni named Luigi.
by NoFaceNoFlame July 23, 2019
mugGet the Prison Macaronimug.

Prison Wallet

Your asshole, and used to store personal belongings in prison, maybe even more ;)
"Yo mane, I still got a shank in my PRISON WALLET."
by Yespleez September 15, 2022
mugGet the Prison Walletmug.

Prison blister

A older inmate with alot of time under their belt that stalks and preys on weak and vulnerable inmates and usually talks them out of their booty eventually getting what they want sexual intercourse or oral pleasure
The prison blister Chris called the new inmate Jared into his cell and immediately talked his game gave him some cigarettes and Entergy drinks and the same night was enjoying what Jared had to offer booty and oral
by Bigrob 0326 May 20, 2018
mugGet the Prison blistermug.

Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
by Famallamalam May 25, 2016
mugGet the Prison Baptismmug.

Cum Prison

When somone cums on you and your waiting for them to clean it up. Your in cum prison
He had me in Cum prison as he sat on the toilet for a whole 10 minutes
by duniper July 30, 2021
mugGet the Cum Prisonmug.

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