priest

male equivalent of cougar; an older man who has sex with younger women (or young men)

Damn, that priest is really eying up that high-schooler!

by oakstmoney September 22, 2010

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

priseis

Priseis is the type
Of girl who crazes over boys that don't like her. She is the type to say she's gonna do things but then hesitates to do it . She's insecure and has alot things going on in her life. She loves spending time with friends and family.Also she's very annoying.

Priseis is a very annoying girl.

by Anonymous girlly November 14, 2021

Catholic priest

A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.

"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."

by Bankai! November 19, 2020

passive aggressive present

A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.

"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"

"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"

"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"

by LibertyBlue November 19, 2009

cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch

Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.

by Dts_Man January 19, 2011

The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010