Pre-school

The perfect place to pick you new bride

Why don’t you pick up a new bride at the Pre-school Ackbar?

by Lord Cesar November 19, 2019

pre-sip

The act of drinking a full beer while still at the bar before walking through a crowd. The purpose of the "pre-emptive sip" is to prevent spilling. Also known as a "safety".

"Steve ended up dumping beer down his shirt because he didn't take a second to pre-sip before heading back to his date."
"Wat a dumbass."

by JohnnyMemphis October 24, 2009

pre-pussing

A term used between bros while trying to sweet talk a girl in hopes of having future sexual activities with her.

Guy: "Yeah man ive been pre-pussing this bitch all night I think it might be my lucky day"
Other Guy: "Sick bro you have her right where you want her. Now go give her what she wants ;)"

by bigmike845 August 31, 2012

pre funk

the party before the party.. to get fucked up before you go somewhere

Jake: ey we pre funkin at your house
Jesse: o fo sho'

by T I double G R February 12, 2006

Pre-cum

The clear liquid that exudes from many squeezable ketchup containers.

Every time I try to eat a hot dog, I get pre-cum on my meal. And that's why you shake the ketchup

by Hunt Heinz May 16, 2007

pre-party

to imbibe alcohol before an official function

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

pre-wed

A college student, usually female, whose undergraduate experience is focused on becoming engaged/married. She may have applied to colleges based on the social pool she expects to marry from, and she conducts college activities (from course selection to extracurriculars) with an eye toward identifying and connecting with a suitable partner.

Compare to: pre-law, pre-med (undergraduate students who already plan to go on to graduate school in law or medicine).

A lot of the students here have already planned out their whole futures. John is pre-med, Sally is pre-law, and Natalie is pre-wed. She's really serious about it, too -- she spends an hour every morning getting ready for class.

by NJB-S December 25, 2008