poop fart gamble

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.

I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.

by honkbert March 14, 2008

Nigga poop

when a black guy takes a big hairy dump and acts like its his child until he is done pooping

wow that was one big nigga poop in there

by Forte222 January 2, 2010

Don Pepino poop

The after effects of over-saucing your pizza slice with the zesty tasty sauce from Don Pepino can be seen in the form of a bright red coloured stool known as the Don Pepino poop.

Often sloppy in nature due to the accompaniment of pizza chilli flakes or jalapenos (or both), Don Pepino poop looks like someone has doused your whole colon with red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.

"Dude - I slopped half a jar or Don Pepino onto my Red Baron pizza last night. My shit is so red that I've made the toilet pan look like the Japanese flag!"

"I saw old fruit - I had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up pizza with extra sauce. I think the Don Pepino poop he'll be producing today could interrupt his sermon if he doesn't squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong."

by Monty Cornwall October 6, 2008

k-poop

K-pop. A type of pop music originating from South Korea. The most known band I can think of is BTS. K-poop is used not because of the music, but because of the fanbase. They cannot handle even a single bit of criticism and if you say K-pop is bad in even the slightest way they will blow up in your face. Most of them have a crush on their bias and constantly have wet dreams about them. Insulting them will result in half of the entire fanbase attacking you and pinpointing your location.

K-poop would be good if the fanbase was somewhat decent.

by ttricksyz November 19, 2020

poop back and forth

When someone poops into someone elses butt-hole, and then they poop it back into their butt-hole, with the same poop. Forever.

"Like I'll poop into her butt-hole. And then she'll poop it back... into my butt... hole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever." Poop back and forth.

by Ben & Milkey April 27, 2006

Poop dart

The term used for a sharp fart, usually squeezed out forcefully.

I had to use the restroom but i shot a poop dart instead.

by Ryan J Wheeler May 30, 2008

Poop Barge

A Poop Barge is when someone lays enough toilet paper in the toilet water so that poop will float on top of the water. Then you leave the Poop Barge floating in the water so that it creates a horrible smell. You have to do this at a house party to get the full effect.

Damn, Tommy left another Poop Barge in the toilet, and it smells like shit!!! We should not let Tommy come to our parties anymore, that shit is ridiculous.

by tommysmells May 28, 2009