couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

charlie potatoes

Charlie Potatoes is an old British and American slang term for a man who is on top of the world in terms of either money or popularity. In the film "The Defiant Ones," the escaped convict John "Joker" Jackson (Tony Curtis) fantasizes about a time when he will be rich and popular, calling himself "Charlie Potatoes" when he talks about it.

"I'm gonna buy me a pair of buckskin shoes, with a brand-new suit and a silk shirt. And I'll be Charlie Potatoes, comin' down the street, with a Panama hat and a good-lookin' gal."

by Big Swami September 22, 2007

potato packer

Gay guy from Idaho. Usually Shaynes himself to MD with potatoes up his ass Stone.

That potato packer got searched at the airport because they thought it was a bomb.

by Mokanutz420 October 3, 2010

taint potato

The main cash crop of the infamous taint farmer.

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!

by stankhouse April 3, 2011

PoTaTo-C

"put time on the calendar"

1. a polite way to request that someone else creates a calendar invite so you don't have to
2. a way to tell someone you will create an invite on your Google Calendar

1. "Please potato-c for that meeting."
2. "I will potato-c you."

by makeitathing August 25, 2021

potato mario

Potato mario is a fictional character that is rumoured to assist in genocides during the Yugoslav wars. Potato marios estimated kill count ranges from 3 to 280 thousand kills, participating in around 14 genocides, also assisting in terrorist attacks such as 9/11. Potato mario is mentioned in the most random times.

"Help! Someone broke into my house!"
"potato mario"

by ZZafir February 15, 2023

Potato Puppet

An eleventeen in a half foot tall hallowed out potato so it can be a puppet.
Usually wear masks.
Very Dangerous.
Stay Back.
(will take over the world with Siri and the amazon Alexa.)

Hey look a potato puppet we should probally stay away it could attack us.

by ExplosivePotatoCarrots December 28, 2017