Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied July 01, 2014

vitamin pork

(1) Noun.

The nutrient lacking in the blood stream of vegans.

(2) Noun.
The sex vitamin.

Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.

Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.

by SirGatorFalls February 15, 2016

pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 16, 2013

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 07, 2017

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

chicken or pork

similar to the ink blot test—able to tell if a person is sane. (if they pick pork)

Vape: "If you had to get rid of one: chicken or pork"
Sane person: "pork"

by Jhonny25 May 20, 2022