Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.
On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello đź‘‹ a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.
On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology
3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.
3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!
3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP
4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.
4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.
All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello đź‘‹ a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.
On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology
3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.
3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!
3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP
4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.
4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.
All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
by Coconut363 September 29, 2023
Get the Blinking porch lightmug. A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead
by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018
Get the playing on the porchmug. Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
Get the Baltimore Front Porchmug. 
A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man
by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023
Get the Porch Eatermug. otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans
by austinzsoice May 2, 2024
Get the basement porchmug. Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
by FrameDragging December 9, 2020
Get the porch cookiemug.