French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

by Yuckfu March 9, 2022

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

popsicle

a word one might use as a nickname to call their short, mouse looking, bad at fortnite friend.

"Hey I just played fortnite with your friend."
"which one?"
"the bad, short, mouse looking one."
"oh you mean popsicle?"
"yep that's the one."

by regretismymiddlename July 11, 2018

Ice Popsicle

When a girl sticks her hand in the refrigerator or has very cold hands from standing outside and masturbates with it.

Anjii was cold outside and when her hands were frozen she gave herself an ice popsicle to warm up.

by TequilaBear February 18, 2011

Popsicling

When you shove your forearm up someones ass and lift them up like a popsicle.

"Wow, did you hear that our Chem professor likes popsicling?

by spacelover48 April 10, 2022

White popsicle

A white girl who is always extremely cold and always touches you with her white girl freezing hands

Stop touching me your white popsicle.

by --B October 8, 2017

German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021