Woman: Ooooooh.... oooooooh. ooohh.. ow.. Ow...OW! WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT BURNS!!!
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.
by Go To Church September 10, 2014
This requires multiple partners. During anal intercourse, the male will ejaculate into a condom, proceed to pull out, while leaving the condom in the girls anal cavity, before having his friend place his penis inside the same condom that resides in the females anal cavity and continue to have intercourse
Male 1: You want in on this?
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good
by Gentle_neal December 26, 2017
Insert pepper into. Anus pull it out. Then with freshly seasones asshole. Fill it with natural cream cheese
by Bukake lord August 13, 2022
To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first
I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire
by moochzigg March 12, 2020
when a male sneakily replaces a females tampon with a party popper while they are sleeping.
causing major disturbance when removing so called “tampon”
causing major disturbance when removing so called “tampon”
by crop father December 21, 2024
A device that it used commonly in the workshop and is usually named as a 'tap' and is used to engrave spiral patterns around a piece of thin metal BUT in this circumstance is used to place over the bellend and to rotate as far around as possible, preferably a 360 degree turn so that the nob/bellend flies off at many miles per hour.
For example, I grabbed the nob popper as I had a serious itch on my nob and decided to twist it until my dick uncontrollably bled and my nob flew into the teachers mouth while explaining how to progress with the next step in making a balance toy.
by Bangers N Mash 69 July 06, 2019