Popcorning

When you watch random episodes of a show in non-chronological order

What season are you on?

No idea! I’ve been popcorning.

by PopcorningIsLife November 20, 2020

popcorn plaque

The shiny shell from the popped popcorn that gets stuck between your teeth and gum.

Yo man this popcorn plaque is drivin me crazy! i gotta go floss!

by rdgc5 November 16, 2010

toss popcorn

When random guys cum in your mouth.

"Sommer didn't just toss popcorn, she swallowed the semen stew too!"

"Hey bro, you going to Sommer's house tonight?
...Depends, are we gonna go toss popcorn or is your gay ass just trying to get a peek?"

"How much dick did Dirty Dawn down before the drizzle drowned Dawns dainty crown?...
Who cares? It's time to toss popcorn!"

"Walker was bored so after a few calls the popcorn tossing began."

by That Kind of Nasty August 11, 2017

Anal Popcorn

An anal popcorn is an anus that has a kernel/std in it that popped when you put it in the microwave. Once it’s been popped you can eat it steamed, fried, boiled, etc.

Gigi: I love anal popcorn!
Sophia: I hate anal popcorn. I love fried anal though…

by Banana Anal September 8, 2022

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater

A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.

by QuacksO July 6, 2018

popcorn passenger

Is a passenger that is on a plane that once they sit down, they stand up every two seconds. This is in particular when they get one item and one item only from their carryon item that is stowed in the overhead bin.

This flight is full of popcorn passengers getting thing’s from the overhead compartment, I wish they would just sit down.

by Gert Barr April 1, 2021

Popcorn dump

When you take a dump and the end result looks like pieces of brown popcorn

A popcorn dump has nothing to with either a stomachache or eating actual popcorn

by Sexydimma May 8, 2022