by [[Mrcr]] December 17, 2004
 Get the South Polemug.
Get the South Polemug. by Malawin Mut July 15, 2009
 Get the Totem Polemug.
Get the Totem Polemug. A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
 Get the Opossum Polemug.
Get the Opossum Polemug. by jeepguyx February 5, 2023
 Get the barber polemug.
Get the barber polemug. (often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick
by Darebear305 August 20, 2023
 Get the Booty Polemug.
Get the Booty Polemug. When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.
"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
by SoiledBeans November 13, 2016
 Get the Breaking Polesmug.
Get the Breaking Polesmug. "you still dating that pole cozy  that dances at Scores?"
"Im not just some pole cozy -Im paying my way through medical school!"
"Im not just some pole cozy -Im paying my way through medical school!"
by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009
 Get the pole cozymug.
Get the pole cozymug.