Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.

David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow

Plastic Sorgery by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019

Plastic dimin 

Baring false witness against someone destined to be with someone they know.

“I been strugglin a lot, nobody text back, I know SOMEBODY been plastic dimin and when I find out who it is I’m shootin the bitch nigga.”

Plastic dimin by Watsnaanbread February 17, 2020

Plastic fan

Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them

Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”

Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury

Plastic fan by bigjimmy68 April 7, 2020

Plastic Shuffle 

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

Plastic Shuffle by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic Shuffle 

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

Plastic Shuffle by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

plastic sperm machine 

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

plastic sperm machine by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Plastic shark 

A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.

The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.

Plastic shark by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021