v. To ruin something before it's run its course
v. To blow your wad prematurely
n. Troll killer, party ruiner
v. To blow your wad prematurely
n. Troll killer, party ruiner
"We were trolling in epic fashion until he Will Phillipsed us."
"That guy? Na, he's a real Will Phillips."
"Don't you Will Phillips this for the rest of us!"
"That guy? Na, he's a real Will Phillips."
"Don't you Will Phillips this for the rest of us!"
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Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower
Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah
Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah
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Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent
Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it
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Get the cupcake phase mug.The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”
Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.
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Big Pharma increased the price of Epipens to over a thousand dollars, but they cost only two bucks to make.
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