Pee nee

What the little ones call a penis.

"Mommy tell Alex to put away his pee nee"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

pee race

when two or more people go to the bathroom at the same and there is unspoken competition to see who last the longest

you and your bud have a few too many drinks and started peeing the bathroom and the you last longing than your friend so you win the pee race.

by jeddick April 27, 2010

spider pee

Verb- One participant (usually a woman) sitting on the toilet urinating, while another participant (usually male) urinating between the first participant's legs into the toilet.

Johnny and Sara went into the bathroom to spider pee

by Jilzer November 22, 2013

Ointment and pee

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Peeing on the fire

when a group of people are laughing and another person makes it completely stop.

Group- "Hahahahahaha! Good one!

Guy- "Boats are cool."

Group- "WTF? Dude you are peeing on the fire"

by kicker159951 December 4, 2010

pee foam

usually when guys pee there is a foam that their pee makes inside the toilet.

i just peed and it was all foamy and fizzy, i made pee foam.

by David9220 January 13, 2008

Pee hugger

A man who, when entering a public restroom, and upon surveying the available urinals, chooses to pee at the urinal right next to another guy, ignoring the fact that 4 other urinals are empty. Not necessarily a homosexual act, just one of inexplicable cluelessness.

Charlie in accounting is a real pee hugger. I thought I felt his pee spray on my leg, even though there were 5 other empty urinals.

by Max Rubble March 10, 2008