patterscum

When you commit an act worthy of appraisal for its coy behavior, aka when one stealsts something very important

Kuyt just patterscummed the shit out of that ball.
Kid in the back, patterscumming like crazaaaaayyyyyy!

by Stealster McBulSheetface December 16, 2010

pooterson

Taking a pooterson, is a simple but secretive code for, takin a fat dookie. It could be stanky, it could be small, the point is, a pooterson is a dump, and that's that.

Bruthuh 1: Good lawd i have GOT to take a pooterson.
Bruthuh 2: By all means, don't let me stop you

by bakedpotato7 March 9, 2023

dirty pattison

a terrible man whop finds unborn babies attrtactive whilst they're still preserved in the womb.

pregnant woman: omg get that man away from me he's masturbating over my ultrasound picture
Nurse: What a dirty pattison, james get back in bed

by Snipessss_09 June 17, 2009

Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

hailee peterson

The most beautiful girl on earth.

Hailee Peterson is so gorgeous.

by jakestier April 5, 2017

riley Peterson

she's an annoying hoeeeeeee. stupid and she is way worse than Olivia. and has no friends.

riley Peterson is dumb

by urmomomomomoomomom December 16, 2018

Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.

"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"

by Mahablanka September 30, 2021