patron on ice

Radio Show on SlopeRadio at Cornell University hosted by "The" Melissa Major and Amanda Pinto on Sunday nights from 7:30 to 8:30pm

"Hey sir, what are you doing"
"Why...I got my drink n my two step on because of patron on ice!"

by Morris Mustang September 23, 2009

patiorch

(noun) A combination of saying "patio" and "porch" when really, really stoned.

Dude, I'm wasted...I need some fresh air. I'll be on the patiorch.

by lance_w_c October 23, 2008

patron's slave

A waiter or waitress, a server at a restaurant, especially at an establishment like IHOP.

I couldn't believe that my waitress ignored my empty water glass for twenty minute. Doesn't she know she is the patron's slave?!?

by Crystal Marie G. March 1, 2009

potion - option

A magical solution

Try the potion - option!

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Patroner

When you have a boner after drinking Patron

I have a really big Patroner right now

by Barak greg cohen January 13, 2011

Patio pussy

Strange vagina that you come across. Or in.

I had some awesome patio pussy last night!

by J the odd October 30, 2012

Patona

(Perú) Una mujer con piernas grandes, carnosas y apetitosas. Una mujer con muy buenas piernas. Ver también 'Yucona'.

Viste pasar a esa patona???

by El Norbert August 19, 2014