Peanut Butter Saurus

This is the term used to describe an individual highly obsessed with peanut butter, who moves his limbs like a dinosaur.

Look at that awkward walking man with the peanut butter on his spoon. He must be a Peanut Butter Saurus.

Peanut Butter Saurus by The Man With a Plan September 23, 2012

peanut slinger

flight attendant

i'm a peanut slinger...i fly back and forth across the country making sure every passenger is happy

peanut slinger by geoffreyc November 29, 2013

Peanut Butter Fingers 

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

Peanut Butter Fingers by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

peanut butter spoon 

its when you put peanut butter on a spoon

have you guys ever looked up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

peanut butter spoon by scaphism September 18, 2020

peanut butter blizzard

When you're butt banging a chick in the snow & notice peanut-like particulates on your shaft. You then proceed to dip your pole in the snow.

I heard SandyCheeks received a peanut butter blizzard after pumping his dude in the ass.

peanut butter blizzard by mattyboy_0105 November 19, 2022

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by IanE May 29, 2008

peanut head 

a stupid supposedly derogatory remark said by a person usually of the black race. this insult is one to make fun of the shape of a persons head.

Yo peanut head lookin ass!!!

peanut head by Aaron Vandivort April 18, 2006