Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

Money glitch

A type of glitch that makes the player earn a lot of currency in video games that have virtual currency.

HOW TO DO GTA V INFINITE MONEY GLITCH

by GameMemeExplainer May 6, 2018

Boomerang money

(n.) a word to describe the process of poppin them bandz and spending large sums of money just so it will come back to you, resembling a cycle that is alike to that of the trajectory of a boomerang, as stated by Iceman and Waka Flocka Flame.

Josh is gettin boomerang money cause he and Scott went to the club, made it rain and made double that money the next day!

by K'nucklesIII April 1, 2013

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Stinky Money

A game where 2-4 players try to insert the most money(in change) up their ass.

Vince: Have you ever played stinky money?
Tyler: is that the game where you put money up your ass?
Vince: yes.
Tyler:No, I'm not gay

by M.C. Skinney January 2, 2011

Money Lane

Bus driver slang, the right-most lane on any street. Where people board the bus, and pay... Thus money lane.

I was late to work because of an accident in the money lane

by tfihsekam June 23, 2009

awkward money

Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.

I borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that I pay him back in quarters.

by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012