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rafters ninja

Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja
Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja
by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008
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Ninja-moked

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.
Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!
by Cameatsass September 7, 2018
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accent ninja

Someone who usually doesn't have an accent, but every now and then, an obnoxious one sneaks its way into conversation.
Yo, that dude just accent ninja'd me!
by RobinSparkles1983 August 16, 2010
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Ninja Chuck

To throw up so violently that it causes one to strike a ninja pose.
Bill drank too much last night. He ended up ninja chucking his beer all over the bathroom.

I just ninja chucked so hard I punched the wall.
by Geistsoul13 October 13, 2012
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Ninja Drill

When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.
QUICK! RUN!

why did i just run into your room?
32 seconds. Good ninja drill time.
by 007hippo September 29, 2009
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drunken ninja

a mystical being able to transcend in and out of buildings, rooms, houses, social groups and even multiple dimensions, Usually under the influence of alcohol to the point of memory loss
Did you see that kid last night? He totally went drunken ninja, i couldn't find him all night.
by Dancingdanshittingsand October 29, 2012
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Ninja Typo

A Ninja Typo is a punctuation or grammatical error that does not reveal itself to the author (no matter how hard the author looks for it) until it is too late (i.e. after it has been published in a way that cannot be retracted).
Example : Dang! I proofread this email 3 times and I STILL managed to leave the "l" out of "turtle". That Ninja Typo just killed my chances of getting re-elected.
by Mank002 October 22, 2014
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