Joe

A bald white guy at the foundry

Has anybody seen Joe, where's Joe

by yungbasedmarco September 14, 2014

Joe

Lover of land rover and chatter of shit and know it all

That guy is a right joe

by Mattybhoy November 10, 2014

Joe

A person who's penis is very large

Have u Seen joes penisanswer yeah but it was to big for me to see it all at once

by WOrdmAsTEr132 August 21, 2017

Joe

Has a small willy with a ginger pube the same size as his eyelash xoxo

Joe Joe Joe

by Secretsxoxo August 27, 2016

Joe

noun

1. A dirty or untidy state of things or place.

2. An area ruined to such a degree that it is then considered utterly useless.

Louise: Oh Walter, Marks made a right Joe of the kitchen. Unwashed pots all over the shop!

Walter: Fucks sake Mark, you need to clean up after yourself, and take your sports bag out of the hallway, you moron!

by LouiseInBroadway247 December 22, 2013

Joe

a olden day slang word mean "homosexual"

steve:Wow those two guys had sex together last night

bill: Wow what joes!

by dark underlord dragon_slayer 1 April 06, 2011

joe

The plastic device on the top of some liquor bottles that inhibits the flow of alcohol into your cup, and thus inhibits the fun. Removing the joe allows for more alcohol faster, therefore more fun, faster.

"Man! This Popov is pouring really slowly!"
"Dude! Thats why you remove the Joe!"

by JonnyG42 April 02, 2008