This wonderful, versatile phrase is the one good thing that came from the incredibly boring novel 'Lord of the Flies'.
It can be used for a greeting, and many other sittuations as well. It can be used as a synnonym for "pwned", "sucks to be you!", etc. You can get creative.
Another wonderful thing about this phrase is that you might be able to get away with shouting it to your English teacher. I mean, it's rude, but it's from an incredibly boring and well-acclaimed novel, so she/he might be impressed enough with you that she won't shoot you for saying it to him/her.
When you say it, you have to say it in a Brittish accent (it comes from the context of 'Lord of the Flies'), and in a mocking tone (one similar to that in which you'd say something like "Ha-ha!").
It can be used for a greeting, and many other sittuations as well. It can be used as a synnonym for "pwned", "sucks to be you!", etc. You can get creative.
Another wonderful thing about this phrase is that you might be able to get away with shouting it to your English teacher. I mean, it's rude, but it's from an incredibly boring and well-acclaimed novel, so she/he might be impressed enough with you that she won't shoot you for saying it to him/her.
When you say it, you have to say it in a Brittish accent (it comes from the context of 'Lord of the Flies'), and in a mocking tone (one similar to that in which you'd say something like "Ha-ha!").
Bob- "Oh, no! He's going to throw that rotten egg at me!"
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"
*someone gets owned*
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"
English teacher- "Oh, no! I seem to have misplaced my papers!"
Chuck- "SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR!"
English teacher- "Why, how rude! I'm writing you up! ..Oh wait, no, that's from 'Lord of the Flies', therefore I'm impressed. You get a gold star!"
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"
*someone gets owned*
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"
English teacher- "Oh, no! I seem to have misplaced my papers!"
Chuck- "SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR!"
English teacher- "Why, how rude! I'm writing you up! ..Oh wait, no, that's from 'Lord of the Flies', therefore I'm impressed. You get a gold star!"
by NothingChen December 08, 2006
by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 07, 2003
a term of derision or disdain. generally used when someone is complaining about something or using an injury, condition or weakness as an excuse.
frank: i'd love to you help you clean up that mess, but my back is killing me.
ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.
ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.
by dance_otik March 30, 2009
a variation of the florida taco-- when you cum into a pelican's mouth and mix up your semen with the fish guts located in the pelican's mouth pouch/sack, then squirt it into a vagina and eat it out of the vagina, then you shit on a big corn tortilla and puke up the fish/semen/vaginal secretions, then roll it all up into a big soft taco and feed it to a baby.
by tylerballz July 11, 2008
A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.
by GTD August 09, 2007
On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.
by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005
The debut, self titled album of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, released in 2002.
Track Listing:
1. "Capricorn (A Brand New Name)" — 3:53
2. "Edge of the Earth" — 4:36
3. "Fallen" — 4:57
4. "Oblivion" — 3:27
5. "Buddha for Mary" — 5:43
6. "Echelon" — 5:47
7. "Welcome to the Universe" — 2:38
8. "The Mission" — 4:02
9. "End of the Beginning" — 4:37
10. "93 Million Miles" — 5:18
11. "Year Zero" — 7:52
Includes bonus track.
Performance Line Up:
Jared Leto - vocals, guitar
Shannon Leto - drums
Solon Bixler - guitar
Matt Wachter - bass
All tracks were written by Jared Leto. Nearly all the music on the album was performed by Jared and Shannon.
Track Listing:
1. "Capricorn (A Brand New Name)" — 3:53
2. "Edge of the Earth" — 4:36
3. "Fallen" — 4:57
4. "Oblivion" — 3:27
5. "Buddha for Mary" — 5:43
6. "Echelon" — 5:47
7. "Welcome to the Universe" — 2:38
8. "The Mission" — 4:02
9. "End of the Beginning" — 4:37
10. "93 Million Miles" — 5:18
11. "Year Zero" — 7:52
Includes bonus track.
Performance Line Up:
Jared Leto - vocals, guitar
Shannon Leto - drums
Solon Bixler - guitar
Matt Wachter - bass
All tracks were written by Jared Leto. Nearly all the music on the album was performed by Jared and Shannon.
by tastes_of_ink July 27, 2006