office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.

Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.

by officedollys January 28, 2017

Office dweller

What is another word for office dweller. We use that for managers who never leave their office to help at work.

John is an office dweller and has no idea what is happening in his own building because he never leaves his office.

by NurseMary May 31, 2016

Coronavirus Office

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.

The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Office Whip

When someone keeps everything in their vehicle ex; Paperwork, food, electronics, etc.

Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.

by Operator Bacon October 9, 2018

office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.

Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009

probing officer

another word for a probation officer

my probing officer extended it, now im fucked.

by tincopper2 May 9, 2013