Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

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Officer Quack

Officer Quack is a pretty lit youtube channel created by a pewdipie war general. Constantly promoting his channel and telling people to help out in the war. He is a hero at least.

"hey you watched how Officer Quack kept yelling about the war? he's a hero man!"

by x9thStarx March 13, 2019

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Office snitch

Someone who has an authority figure make a rule against something he/she doesn't like somebody else doing. Has a goal of being in charge, but will just put a bunch of rules in type against what he/she doesn't like if he/she does end up in charge of something, and will have the police or another authority figure handle getting their hands dirty with something or someone.

The office snitch was on a path to get his/her hands on power.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019

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oath of office

suck my dick

thats the oath of office of my twat

by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017

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office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

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