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corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.
Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.
by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013
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Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.
After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!
by DustyBrown September 7, 2013
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Corn Hatch

The anus. The rectum. The asshole. The bunghole.
She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.

I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.

My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.

I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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CORN CULT

CORN CULT
ALL HAIL MOTHER MILKSHAKE
"I AM APART OF THE CORN CULT"
by croncron February 10, 2021
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corn cult

Corn worshippers that was start by their wonderful leader mother milkshake
“All hail the corn.”~the corn cult
by Loyal Member of the Corn Cult February 11, 2021
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crown of corns

Defecating across a person’s forehead especially after eating corn.
“I ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of corns”
by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021
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Shanghai Corn

Timmy is the co-founder of Shanghai Corn.
by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022
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