Nylson

He is the gayest guy you’ll every meet

Nylson will say fuck me in the ass daddy

by Nigerianowner9000 October 29, 2019

nelson king

lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!

oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!

by "the chastity belt" April 9, 2003

Nelsoning

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

nelsonap

to sleep/nap on the toilet for the better part of the afternoon at work.

That lunch was pretty heavy...might be time for a nelsonap.

by xmetalx October 25, 2011

Nelson Creek

Generally a smart, handsome bloke who is great at sports and music. But they can be short midget fucks who gives everyone shit!!

Girl 1: That guys is such a Nelson Creek!
Girl 2: Like as in awesome or dickhead-like?

by Aegis328 December 16, 2011

Nelson

A guy who steals all the girls heart. He will hurt a girl then fall in love with her. He is shy to her and never talks to the girl. He also has a huge penis and os great at kissing. The girl is usally named Jennifer. Search her name up and you will find that she is te perfect girl for you.

Michelle "Damn look at that Nelson"

Jennifer " He's totally mine"

by #LoveNelson February 11, 2017

Nelsonism

A way of life, an order above all.

A mix of pantheistic values crossed with Jainism.

An art of thinking.

A quote from the Nelsonist, "All matter and cosmos are connected through the beginning of time and both inanimate and animate objects coexist in harmony" -Chapter 1 Consciousness 2017 Nelsonism

by Nelsonism Religion February 27, 2017