Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

Not A Hoovy

A title given to a person who gives a large amount of blowjobs. The antonym to Billy Jones.

"Woah, that guy is a complete Not A Hoovy. Look! He just brought another guy in the alleyway! Ugh!"

by TheOneWhoTitles September 23, 2023

Not A Way

Something you exclaim when something is improbable but still happens, alternatively, you can say it anytime.

Example 1:

joe: my dad just died of stage 5 terminal cancer
dan: not a way

Example 2:

matt: SOMEONE JU7ST FUCKING KIDNAPPED MY DOG
matti: not a way... not a krakalakin

by cyb lib January 27, 2024

Not A Streamer

I don't have a digital footprint before 2016.

Hym "It's not a joke. It's not a game. I'm not a streamer. If my stalker... Steals my hat... And my only recourse is murdering his kid... And the alternative is being stalked to death and having my shit stolen... Then his kid deserves to die... And if my stalker is EVERYONE... Than ANY kid will do..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

“Not a holiday” person

A Jehovah’sWitness.

Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?

Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!

by ConstantComment January 26, 2025

not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

im not a line

A line refers to the adjective, strait, so I'm not a line, would mean I'm not strait. Basically a secret way of saying your gay. Used mostly by people in the closet that aren't in a very good situation. But can also be used as a joke amongst outed LGBTQ+ members.

*Enters room with Mom*
Me: Hey mom..
Mom: Yes sweetie

Me: You are, but im not a line.
Mom: I don't understand. What does that mean
Me: Hopefully your able to understand one day but not today
*Exit the room away from confused mom*

by Cassiopeia83 December 25, 2016